let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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