What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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