All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she peed on how many people?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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