yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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