During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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