im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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