What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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