That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
just tell him i said nine months
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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