Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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