so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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