literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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