Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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