Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
FUCK WHALES
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