is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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