Christians are straight up FREAKS
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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