IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i came on her dog
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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