You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
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She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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