Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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