spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Randomize
