apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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