Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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