Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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