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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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