I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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