I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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