So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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