Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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