He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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