According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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