i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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