have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Randomize
