Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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