Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
