i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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