i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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