I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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