i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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