Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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