actually, I'm a sock model
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
God, I missed his penis.
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