Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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