It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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