Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
