You were right. It hurts to walk today.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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