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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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