I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dear god my vagina.
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