I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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