If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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