hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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