i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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