She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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