Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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