i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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