How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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