Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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