I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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