My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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