Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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