Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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