at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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