I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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