I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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